kcfoxie
June 14th, 2007, 06:12 PM
So I've been running petrol-diesel in the car since I need to take it in for the horn (and now, a screw has fallen out of the rear drivers side door.. no lie). Anyway, I'm tanking up the car at the outside diesel pump when this guy starts to walk by. Knowing Diesel was 2.79 in Durham, I wanted to see what our store had it at. I jump the hose and look at the Diesel sign, then come back to the trunk area of the car. The guy on the sidewalk yells at me "HEY!" I turn around and look at him and he says "5 cents per gallon" I said "What?" and he says "5 cents per gallon!" and points down at the sidewalk. It takes a moment to register, and he takes off in a sprint. This guy wasn't attractive (coming from me, that's a low blow) nor was he exactly fit or had a full head of hair. I finish filling the car up and the tattooed, long-bearded guy next to me asks what was that about? and I said I really didn't know, but I think he was saying he pays 5 cents per gallon of water to walk. He's like what an idiot, and I'm like year I get 46MPG with A/C. The truck owner is like are you serious? I said yup with the same towing ability as a 3.2L V6 Ranger. He nodded and said "impressive."
So... your thinking what the hell right? I did too!! I didn't let it stop there...
I jumped in the Jetta, made a U-turn on 70 and went down one light from where he'd managed to walk to. I U-turned again (cause 70 is a divided highway) and pulled into the driveway as he was like 4 cement blocks away from the intersection on the sidewalk. I rolled down my window and yelled out:
H E Y !! You might get 5 cents per gallon, but I get 46 miles per gallon with A/C and a 0-60 of about 9 seconds, I'll take my alternative over yours any day! I can also run off used fryer oil, that costs zero dollars per gallon!
I then rolled up the window and did a burn out, I saw him screaming in the rear view as I left the parking lot.
Butch said I was mean, but he was very asshatish about his tone when he said "5 cents per gallon," and really I didn't care for it. :)
(slightly edited, I got the numbers fxored up cause of the new laptop with tiny keps)
So... your thinking what the hell right? I did too!! I didn't let it stop there...
I jumped in the Jetta, made a U-turn on 70 and went down one light from where he'd managed to walk to. I U-turned again (cause 70 is a divided highway) and pulled into the driveway as he was like 4 cement blocks away from the intersection on the sidewalk. I rolled down my window and yelled out:
H E Y !! You might get 5 cents per gallon, but I get 46 miles per gallon with A/C and a 0-60 of about 9 seconds, I'll take my alternative over yours any day! I can also run off used fryer oil, that costs zero dollars per gallon!
I then rolled up the window and did a burn out, I saw him screaming in the rear view as I left the parking lot.
Butch said I was mean, but he was very asshatish about his tone when he said "5 cents per gallon," and really I didn't care for it. :)
(slightly edited, I got the numbers fxored up cause of the new laptop with tiny keps)
