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thom337
August 8th, 2006, 03:16 AM
Tonight was a pretty interesting night. Went out and took some pictures with Ryan (Passat) and Kyle (20th AE GTI) in the G-boro. Heres a pic from our shoot:
http://www.ncdubs.com/photopost/data/503/deckphoto2.jpg
After a bit, we went for a bite at Wendy's and ran into Eric w/ the Mk2 Jetta. He and Jordan were accross the street w/ some folks including that guy we saw at Piedmont a while back w/ the white S4. Anyways, the guy says he wants to race me, and I told him I was afraid of cops on Battleground and he kept saying he wanted to. I'm not a fan of street racing at all, but after a bit of nagging I gave in. We did a rolling start at 20mph and by the top of 3rd I had about one and a half car lengths on him and we had reached the end of where we were racing too. However, when I let off the throttle, much to my dispeasure my super awesome JB Weld MAP gave up the ghost and blew off my intercooler piping. I limped back to the parking lot and tried to repair it, but I didn't have much in the way of tools and there was no room around my MAP to work. Jordan was kind enough to let me drive (at about 5 mph) to his house and use his tools to fix the car, and Eric was nice enough to help out w/ the work. We couldn't get to the MAP to rig up a temp fix, so we took off the bumper. Then we decided to take out this electric plug going into the washer fluid resevoir to try and get more room..... Bad idea. I thanked Jordan for letting me use his garage by spilling water all over the floor. :smack: Since it was rather useless at that point, we went ahead and removed the washer tank, giving me a ton more room to work with. We duct taped the MAP sensor on, and I made the 30 mile journey home no problem. Heres a pic of our duct tape mastery:
http://www.ncdubs.com/photopost/data/503/medium/duct.jpg
At the end of the night I had learned a few lessons:
1) JB Weld Sucks
2) I'm gonna have to get welds done before my car drives me insane
2) Duct Tape Really, Really Does Fix Anything
3) :ohyeah:1.8T NEVAR LOOZESSSS!!!!!:ohyeah:

Yareka
August 8th, 2006, 05:54 AM
gotta love it when asshats beg you to race...only to have their asses handed to them:oddeye-hellyeah:

Good job on limping home on duct tape...it really does hold 1.8ts and the world together to make a better place.:D

dekroon
August 8th, 2006, 08:16 AM
Man that kid in the s4 will never learn. He just keeps getting owned by fmic'd 1.8ts.

evan@absolute
August 8th, 2006, 08:37 AM
Man that kid in the s4 will never learn. He just keeps getting owned by fmic'd 1.8ts.
He must have it chipped and be in valet mode;)

a4wdhybrid
August 8th, 2006, 08:44 AM
that white s4 is not chipped

it has a stock ecu

and i already told you about the zip tie trick ;)

evan@absolute
August 8th, 2006, 08:49 AM
Give him my card Ian. We cant have him embarassing the rings. :gt-bb-chongin:

a4wdhybrid
August 8th, 2006, 08:55 AM
you dont want your name on that car

dekroon
August 8th, 2006, 09:13 AM
Even if it was chipped it would need 2 things.

K04s and a skilled driver.

This is the same kid that wrecked a wrx only a few feet from me.

Vampire Cockroach
August 8th, 2006, 09:34 AM
yeah for the most part, the kids that hang out down there are like that; always wanting to go out onto brian to race.


dallas with the supra is pretty cool about it though, and that thing is very quick

its the kids with rsx's and civics and integras down there that give greensboro import tuners a bad name

pinky
August 8th, 2006, 10:41 AM
it really does hold 1.8ts and the world together to make a better place.:D

is that how you're fixing your car, too?

thom337
August 8th, 2006, 11:23 AM
This is the same kid that wrecked a wrx only a few feet from me.

:eek: Details?

evan@absolute
August 8th, 2006, 11:57 AM
Even if it was chipped it would need 2 things.

K04s and a skilled driver.

Oh shit now I have to buy another S4 with k03s just to show you what time it is:p :gt-bb-chongin:

Kyle20
August 8th, 2006, 12:00 PM
Dang... it's too bad I went home before all of that excitement.

thom, if you need any help i should be around tonight.

dekroon
August 8th, 2006, 12:01 PM
Evan by that time it wont matter and you'll probably be changing the k04s off for 28r or something.

I've whipped up on a couple of k03d and chipped s4s. The only one I did'nt pull more than a car length on was giac'd with piggpy pipes and full exhuast. I put a 1/4 of a car on that one from a roll.

thom337
August 8th, 2006, 06:09 PM
OK so my MAP is welded on now, all should be well. I forgot that my neighbor owns a metalworks shop. :smack: