Howdy Folks

[redneck girl]

Im new here so boys be nice to me. I luv dubs and I plan on moving to Durham soo. Any good shops there. Ive wanted a GIAC chip forever now.
Maybe an exhaust too. Anyo S4's in the area? My ex had one but it was stock.

[evan@absolute]

funny how you and the sweety meat are never on here at the same time

[tzdevill]

Im new here so boys be nice to me. I luv dubs and I plan on moving to Durham soo. Any good shops there. Ive wanted a GIAC chip forever now.
Maybe an exhaust too. Anyo S4's in the area? My ex had one but it was stock.

you got absolute auto in durham and evan has an s4 also.

and welcome

[sweaty meat hammer]

Man, is it me or does our board lure the hotest woman.
Absolute Automotive in Durham is where its at. Go take a ride with him.
He luvs to give test drives. His car is down this week though.

[sweaty meat hammer]

funny how you and the sweety meat are never on here at the same time

HUH?

[j-man]

funny how you and the sweety meat are never on here at the same time
Yeah, i'm voting on a sweaty meat creation too. :smack:

[a4wdhybrid]

hey guys...heres a pic of me from a few weeks ago when i went to the beach

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00239/Vida_Guerra_239323m.jpg

:gt-bb-chongin:

[sweaty meat hammer]

hey guys...heres a pic of me from a few weeks ago when i went to the beach

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00239/Vida_Guerra_239323m.jpg

:gt-bb-chongin:

Damn baby! How nice hands

[jtbizzy]

Hi and Welcome. Yeah Evan @ Absolute I'm sure can help you out with whatever you need. You like S4s huh? Hmm..I might have to go buy a S4 badge on ebay and put it on my VW:D will that count towards anything?

[TurboMatt]

[QUOTE=A4wdhybrid]hey guys...heres a pic of me from a few weeks ago when i went to the beach

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00239/Vida_Guerra_239323m.jpg

QUOTE]

dang ian we need to go to the beach... haha

[evan@absolute]

hell yes I never thought i'd say it but....mmmmmm Ian. I guess I see why sweaty is so into you.:oddeye-hellyeah: :gt-ogb-spank:

[a4wdhybrid]

heres a few more pics (http://images.google.com/images?q=vida+guerra&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images)

[Ak-Abe]

Welcome to the site.. Hope you enjoy it and, whenever you move to durham you need start coming up to the raleigh meets . And whenever they come to G-boro come down with them . :oddeye-hellyeah:

[TurboMatt]

im sure everyone has the playboy of her?

[a4wdhybrid]

my roommate does

worst ive ever seen her look...hands down

[TurboMatt]

yeah true, but she naked:oddeye-hellyeah:

[Ak-Abe]

DAMN :gt-ogb-spank:

[a4wdhybrid]

shes naked here (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=vida+guerra+cell+phone+pics&btnG=Google+Search) (nws :) ) too and i think she looks way better than when shes in playboy

she was resident on my xbox dashboard for a loong time :cool:

[mattgreeneva]

hey guys...heres a pic of me from a few weeks ago when i went to the beach

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00239/Vida_Guerra_239323m.jpg

:gt-bb-chongin:

HAHAHHAHA... thats funny as shit...

and GIAC???? ew...

wait... evan.. do you do GIAC? if so.. then YEAHHH GIAC...

but other than that.. .nah

[Yareka]

hey guys...heres a pic of me from a few weeks ago when i went to the beach

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00239/Vida_Guerra_239323m.jpg

:gt-bb-chongin:


looks like shes primed up for the "screaming seagull":gt-ogb-spank: :gt-ogb-spank: :gt-ogb-spank:

[Ak-Abe]

looks like shes primed up for the "screaming seagull":gt-ogb-spank: :gt-ogb-spank: :gt-ogb-spank:


oh my ... :holyshit:

[dekroon]

looks like shes primed up for the "screaming seagull":gt-ogb-spank: :gt-ogb-spank: :gt-ogb-spank:

only if the flops are off.

[mk4Love]

i spy a...



thread jack!

[sweaty meat hammer]

I spy My new girlfriend! :oddeye-hellyeah:

[a4wdhybrid]

your new g/f = when you look in the mirror :confused:

[sweaty meat hammer]

your new g/f = when you look in the mirror :confused:

Thats not nice Ian!:(

[evan@absolute]

I think he means he's sticking both thumbs up his ass :oddeye-hellyeah:

[sweaty meat hammer]

I think he means he's sticking both thumbs up his ass

Damnit, Thats not nice either Evan. Im coming to Durham with redneck girl and Im taking her to Cosmic and you cant go!:p I told her my cars faster anyways!

[redneck girl]

Damnit, Thats not nice either Evan. Im coming to Durham with redneck girl and Im taking her to Cosmic and you cant go!:p I told her my cars faster anyways!
You tell him Sweaty. I luv your car and its sooo fast. You Are my dream come true. I think Im in love with you. I want you so bad I cant stop dripping over here. I wish I could be on top of you right now.
:kissy:

http://www.ncdubs.com/forum/image.php?u=254&type=profile&dateline=1157601016
(http://www.ncdubs.com/forum/image.php?u=254&type=profile&dateline=1157601016)

[sweaty meat hammer]

You tell him Sweaty. I luv your car and its sooo fast. You Are my dream come true. I think Im in love with you. I want you so bad I cant stop dripping over here. I wish I could be on top of you right now.:kissy:

Damn baby, lets take things slow. I luv you too but I havent even met you yet. Im used to this though. I usually get about 4 pair of panies in a work week. Slow down baby! Dammmmnnnn!:kissy:

[evan@absolute]

You tell him Sweaty. I luv your car and its sooo fast. You Are my dream come true. I think Im in love with you. I want you so bad I cant stop dripping over here. I wish I could be on top of you right now.:kissy:
so now it's "sweaty,drippy meat hammer" :puking:

[Yareka]

I told her my cars faster anyways!

no reason to start lying to her this early in the game...good luck getting some when shes hanging off evans jock.

[sweaty meat hammer]

no reason to start lying to her this early in the game...good luck getting some when shes hanging off evans jock.

DUDE SHE LUVS ME! How dare you talk about her like that! We are meant for each other!

[a4wdhybrid]

this is hillarious

sweaty's second personallity finally comes out and its a "female" @ that

[j-man]

You tell him Sweaty. I luv your car and its sooo fast. You Are my dream come true. I think Im in love with you. I want you so bad I cant stop dripping over here. I wish I could be on top of you right now.:kissy:

It's a fucking good thing i wasn't drinking anything when i read this, or i'd be buying a new laptop!

:D :wrygrin: Definitley the funniest thing i've read this month! (of course it is only the 1st)

[TurboMatt]

as evan pointed out earlier, i like how redneck girl post and then two minutes later chad post.its like they are on the same computer........ Chad=Redneck girl

[Ak-Abe]

someone got caught... :dunceblock:

[evan@absolute]

bump for one hot lady!:gt-ogb-spank:

[a4wdhybrid]

you must be bored :gt-bb-chongin:

[BLK1.8T]

I'll be honest im kinda turned on after reading this could be the fact i havent even talked to or seen a female up close for a couple months but :oddeye-hellyeah: . Sticky meat slammer is the man :gt-ogb-spank:

[GTi AngeL]

good lord :gt-lgb-paranoid:

[evan@absolute]

Sticky meat slammer is the man I'll be honest im kinda turned on after reading this :oddeye-hellyeah: . :gt-ogb-spank:
sounds like Chad has a new friend! I'll warn you though I think he's taken
http://nceuro.org/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=699

[jtbizzy]

lol :gt-ogb-spank:

[a4wdhybrid]

:eek: :D

[evan@absolute]

I miss my girl.:(

[a4wdhybrid]

aww :huggles:

[BLK1.8T]

I miss my girl.:(

type fat chicks in google image search should make you feel better.....turn moderate safe search off.

[evan@absolute]

happy new year redneck girl! I am still waiting for you to come and get some downpipes.

[dekroon]

Her dumptube is busted too

[evan@absolute]

any new pictures for us Redneck girl?????????????:gt-ogb-spank:

[Yareka]

heeeeeeey evan
http://www.hi-techredneck.com/Redneck_girl.jpg

[LifeAsASuffix]

whoa, HOTNESS!!!

[evan@absolute]

TN bringing the HEAT right there!

[Vampire Cockroach]

i am so glad this is back from the dead :D

[xtreem]

:holyshit::she-rocks:
Damn. now I hafta buy a new computer! I was drinking and spit the shit all over it!

[evan@absolute]

I think the one on the right is gonna steal her cup!
http://echoflip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/redneck_1.jpg

[sara]

Evan...... You're a loser ....

<3